What We're Watching

Here's some nonsense I'm responsible for. It's about a show on a nothing network about a nothing reality star referencing a movie that no one remembers and featuring a song that everyone loves:

Here's something I've always meant to make. A youtube video featuring my favorite scene from Death Wish V: The Face of Death ('94). The title implies that Bronson is now so old his very face just implies death. That's not the best way to treat your star. For shame.

Unfortunately due to copyrighted material, you'll have to click here to view.

Episode 43

Those Glorious White Folk
Wait wait wait! I have something more to say about prawns!!

Chrip Gang is back and we start it of with a little Chat Roulette. It wasn't much of anything. So we decided to get into a heated topic on the chirp, the Oscars. Not so much that we care about the awards but anytime we get into other people's work, we get intense. AND NOWWW, COMING UP TO THE PODIUM TO COLLECT EVERY AWARD EVER MADE, JAMES "TOTALLY DESERVES IT" CAMERON. Boo! Caitlin tells a personal story about how I (Tim) puked all over myself in front of the Nagle sisters and that somehow made them love me more. I don't get it either.

Episode 42

Kitty Angels
How many cats died making the movie The Adventures of Milo and Otis?
One day more than a year ago I came up with the concept for "Kitty Angels". I thought it was pretty good, and then I saw modern day cartoons and realized it wasn't crazy enough. Apparently everything is super meta on Saturday mornings and everyone makes drug references. A wild world, that cartoon shit. Did you hear it snowed in the east? Well, it did. And then, it snowed again. Bored? Snowed in? Why don't you whip out your dick, turn on chat roulette and check out episode 42. (more after the break)

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Episode 41

Sassy's Back
Where are the puppies now?
FIRST NEW PODCAST OF THE NEW YEAR! Although if people are still saying "Happy New Year" to you in February that can get annoying. As the title implies we have a little update about a certain slutty dog in the Nagle family. Don't let that fool you though, we go REAL deep into classic chirp nonsense. Peter gives us more gourmet food tips, Tim complains hopelessly about nonsense, and Katie zings everyone with one liners.

We miss you. :(

Hey guys. If anyone checks this anymore we'd like to inform you that the chirp is not dead! Far from it, we're just taking our time and trying to get some great stuff for our loyal listeners. Thanks for all your e-mails, texts, yelling at us in person -- we hear you loud and clear!

Episode 40

UmamiChirp
Can I rub my boner against your unshaven legs?

This week we are talking all sorts of stuff. We've been away a little while and frankly we've been hopped the heck up on energy drinks. Tim's been thinking A LOT about chain restaurants and he's going to tell us all about it. And if you thought that Peter was a little ridiculous with the talk about Moon Bases well... Apparently Tim and Caitlin's first date was at the Olive Garden??

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