OmnipotentChirp

Hello Chirpateers!

We have been on a bit of a hiatus, but we are coming back THIS WEEK. Get your earholes prepped, because we have a couple episodes, "in the can" (that's a technical Hollywood term, it's Ok if you don't know what it means).

We're sorry about the delay in getting new episodes out, but they're coming. And they will be blissfully prawn-free.

All the best,
Your friends at the Chirp.

Don't know what the hell the problem was... but anyway... MWAHAHHAHAHAHA:

Alright, let's get the first question out of the way. Peter, why the fuck are you watching "Glee?"

A: I am practically unemployed doing web work at home and there's only so many sports podcasts I can listen to in a day. I know that excuse sucks.

We had to record on Monday night because of scheduling conflicts this weekend and it was a long one so the edit is going to take a little longer than normal. Hopefully we'll have something for you all very soon!

This week we posted a little tidbit from the Christmas episode as a minichirp. The Christmas episode was a well-planned disaster. Well-planned may be stretching it actually, since the "plan" was to party for two hours and then CRANK OUT THE GOOD STUFF - so pretty much you end up with a room full of drunks trying to come up with something funny. Also, Tim Farrell was there.

That's scotch. See you all next Tuesday.

Anyone in the Chicago area has been to the Rock & Roll McDonald's and they know it is where happiness goes to die. Wesley Willis knows this. He knows it well. Our friend Steve dropped us a line:

Dear Chirpheads,

As i am sure you are all aware, the month of September had many classic celebrity Outbursts such as Kanye West, Serena Williams and Congressman Joe Wilson (and its only the 15th). While most people were trying rationalize this behavior, I couldn't help but remember Mr. Outburst himself aka Wesley Willis. I tried to google the song and I came across Rock and Roll McDonalds THE MUSIC VIDEO!!! Here is a link that I hope you put on your omnipotentchirp website.

We will be discussing said Outbursts, you better believe that Jack.

Saw this "ad" on the subway yesterday for ABC's new fall COMEDY lineup. That's COMEDY all caps because it is pretty damn funny. Check out this HILARIOUS preview of what you can expect from HANK

Does Kelsey Grammer see or approve these ads? I am guessing no, and that he's probably never even seen them, because if he had, he would have surely killed himself by now. And Kelsey, if you are googling yourself and came this page, you must look just like this!