OmnipotentChirp

CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP IT UP. Hire us for your weddings. We'll be sitting at the head table talking shit into the mics interrupting all the lovely toasts and dances. While your best man is telling all your most embarrassing "fart" stories and bringing up ex-girlfriends we'll be imagining what kind of smart phone user that guy must be. (Blackberry Storm obviously). I hope you like nonsense because that's where we're headed with this episode. Frogs, ever heard of them? Not like regular frogs, the slang "frogs". Is this just a Long Island thing? Please let us know! omnipotentchirp@gmail.com READ ON!

I'm going to go back in time and write a little update for this episode. The first episode in our new chirp studios in high class high highfalutin Manhattan New York. Studio 2.0 it's a whole new start. And what do we do with this new clean virgin slate? We keep it real on the chirp. Hate on Bros Icing Bros, New York Times, Harry Potter, raising little kids as NHL stars, and of course "Wall Ball".

Or as we cool kids called it in Long Island "Suicide". (Asses Up Suicide specifically)

Easter Egg for Chirp Fans: Listen for Peter sheepishly asking me to open his beer for him in the opening section. He sighs and wishes "they can just make them twist offs". READ MORE AFTER THE BREAK!

New episode: OmnipotentCHIP: Fight the Future.

Before we get into this podcast, I have to admit something: There was a whole part where we were mocking "Tears from Heaven" or whatever and Katie didn't put it in because we were being too brutal. We're really going after dudes in this podcast. LET'S DO IT.

There's something for everyone in this podcast, as long as you can follow along to what the hell we're talking about. We talk about wrestlers for the 90's. We talk about urban legends, The Wire vs The Lost, movies that make girls swoon, and of course... the chip that the government is going to implant in your head which sends your brain your happiest memory non-stop till you die so they can siphon off the rest of your savings. Same old shit different day at the chirp. READ ON!

Chrip Gang is back and we start it of with a little Chat Roulette. It wasn't much of anything. So we decided to get into a heated topic on the chirp, the Oscars. Not so much that we care about the awards but anytime we get into other people's work, we get intense. AND NOWWW, COMING UP TO THE PODIUM TO COLLECT EVERY AWARD EVER MADE, JAMES "TOTALLY DESERVES IT" CAMERON. Boo! Caitlin tells a personal story about how I (Tim) puked all over myself in front of the Nagle sisters and that somehow made them love me more. I don't get it either.

FIRST NEW PODCAST OF THE NEW YEAR! Although if people are still saying "Happy New Year" to you in February that can get annoying. As the title implies we have a little update about a certain slutty dog in the Nagle family. Don't let that fool you though, we go REAL deep into classic chirp nonsense. Peter gives us more gourmet food tips, Tim complains hopelessly about nonsense, and Katie zings everyone with one liners.

Sorry we haven't posted in a while guys. Here's a longer one for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy. We are having serious problems with our YouTube embedding, so that's fixed above. Please enjoy.

We're back! New episode! All the news that's fit to print and is at least three weeks old! Don't worry about it. We're keeping you up to date on everything from chips in your hands to the chips on your table. Peter's ranting about a lot of stuff, which is not so great, but luckily the rest of the gang is there to keep his nonsense at a minimum.

This week we chill out on the podcast with our friend Brad from Five Tacos and a Taco. It's Skype, so that's why it sounds like we are talking to someone on Skype. If Skype were a sponsor, I would have to disclose that I enjoy their fine product here, but they're not paying us a dime, so they can screw off. Anyway, we're all over the board today, chatting states, Hadron Collider, a bit of sports (sorry), video games, and the future of the podcast via Tim and Caitlin's relationship. Chirp on.

Fall movies are on their way. It's a major time for the studios and for fans of the cinema in general. We hear at the chirp decided to use this as an opportunity to bring back our KISS N' SMASH feature where we give some movies a gentle, tender kiss and SMASH others like Katie does butterflies. That's just how it is here at the chirp. Feel free to disagree with our analysis, and let us know in the comments or by email.

HERE WE GO CHIRPERS, it's all over you like THE FIREMAN. Put on your firefighter helmet and kick in the door, we're doing it.

I'll be honest with you, we're all over the place this week, so consider it a potpurri show. The kind of potpurri that your grandmother has in the bathroom. It's a little weird at first but then you are kinda in to it. And now that you're thinking about it you kind of miss it. And you definitely miss your grandmother.

SPOILER ALERT: We talk about "The Staircase" in this episode. If you have heard of this documentary and are interested in seeing it beware that we do talk about the end of the case at the beginning of the episode. So if it's a concern, just skip from 5:45 to 10:10 or so. If you're only on the fence about the whole thing, don't worry about it just plow on ahead buddy, we gonna catch you if you jump out that window... catch you right here on our fireman trampoline thing. So go for it.

This week we talk also chat about Madden Nation, one of the greatest shows that you can watch when you are stuck awake at 3 in the morning. They say it is on Thursdays at 11:30 on ESPN2 but that's just never actually the case. 3am, trust me.

Posting a very special Yahoo Answers edition of the Podcast under the ChirpMini guise. Usually the Minis are available only in the subscription stream but we thought what the hell let's just put this one out there for everyone to enjoy. Plus it is hardly mini, coming in at just over twenty minutes.

There's a little back story to this one. We recorded this stuff after we did the great skype interview with D'bombs. As you can hear we've been having some drinks (some of us more than others... try and guess who!) and we weren't sold on how it wound up. A couple of weeks later, we've had some time to digest and guess what, turns out it was really funny. Well, that was a bit presumptuous... it held up to our standards. Tim Farrel guest stars again... and has some interesting things to say. (IE only good thing about Arizona is a prison, tells a story about Cailtin and omits Caitlin, Obama is just living the plot of West Wing...)

Today we experiment in technology and check out the whole Skype craze that's going on right now. Our interviewee is Derek from Kansas City. An old friend of Katie's we discuss their history, his past on a farm, their high school band and would be names of said band. We might just become a call in show, so download skype while you can.

Hey! What's that pounding in the background?? Oh, it's just the speakers on the street in Bushwick Brooklyn post Puerto Rico Pride Parade. Please excuse. In Episode 25 (nice round number) we try a slighter longer format and hit the 30 min mark! We've been told by listeners that if anything, the podcast was too short! I know, we're just as shocked as you are. Let us know what you think!

Steve Wozniak - friend of foe? The cast is divided on this very pertinent issue. One thing we can all agree on: the man can't dance. But why should he have to? Dance for us, computer monkey!

Let's just get this right out in the open, we're sorry. It's been awhile, and when we do come back we seem to fade again. We (the collective omnipotentchirp we) have been very busy recently. But we're back this week with a slimed down cast of Katie, Caitlin, and Tim and getting back to OCHIRP basics. Talking about being drunk on St Patrick's Day and the south. Remember to click read more for all the show notes!!

If you've been watching The Real World: Brooklyn, you know one thing for sure: Pranks are hilarious! Remember when Ryan reverse-laced everyone's shoes, including his own, and they were all, "What? How do I put shoe on like this?" And then came the shaving cream fiasco and Ryan was like, "Not funny anymore guys!" because he may or may not have PTSD. Well here at Omnipotent Chirp we skip all that amateur nonsense and go straight to run-ins with mall cops and emerge victorious over their smug faces and urban sombreros.

The horrors of modern transportation. We're talking planes and trains mostly here. And accommodating strangers who make you feel bad about yourself. What's up with that?

Well, if you're not a subscriber to the OmnipotentChirp Cast then you're missing out on the latest video minichirp. My sister got me a Flip Cam for Xmas... so expect a lot more stupid videos to follow. This one features Caitlin standing in front of Just Fabulous! The Ultimate Girl Party! Located in a strip mall in Suffolk County Long Island. (Finally fixed the post! Read more for link!)

We all sit down and get down to some internet business. Talking about our new domain name and of course that leads us to sitting on a domain name for some scrilla. We get really up in arms about diggnation and finally stand up and do what's right, challenge them to an e-joke-off. Guest Star: Aria.

Thanksgiving is here again! We here at the Chirp hope that your Thanksgiving was as much fun as Caitlin's. We also want to take a few minutes to talk about our dads and touch briefly on sports (but only insomuch as they relate to our dads and to the fact that Tim and Caitlin will always have the Islanders between them).

Some science talk about what makes up the human body. Hint: It's corn, silly! We discuss the pros and cons of corn in America and wax nostalgic for the days when a pack of Chicken McNuggets had dark meat surprises.

We here at the OmnipotentChirp realized that there was a real lack of public knowledge when it came to making podcasts. So we wanted to step up to the challenge of educating everyone AND give you a guided tour of the OmnipotentChirp Studios here Brooklyn. So please, enjoy.

This is our first enhanced podcast! (Pictures and links will display as well as chapter choices if your podcast player supports it!)

Did your parents ever send you off to space camp, but not the real Space Camp... just a day camp in the school gymnasium where you weighed things and did math? Well, childhood is full of disappointment.

Today we reveal the origins of the chirp, talk about God chirping, and talk about being chirped by crazy bitches in California who want you to hate one of the fundamental parts of being alive: eating.