Our poll results!

We held a little poll awhile back and these were our results! Thanks to everyone that voted and a big congratulations to our special winner Jason Wiseman who gets our brand new Best of Audio DVD 2 weeks before it goes on sale at Best Buy© (A Best Buy© Exclusive!)

Episode 47

The Luckiest Man in Hogwarts
Ah! Why's this hot bean bag in my lap??

I'm going to go back in time and write a little update for this episode. The first episode in our new chirp studios in high class high highfalutin Manhattan New York. Studio 2.0 it's a whole new start. And what do we do with this new clean virgin slate? We keep it real on the chirp. Hate on Bros Icing Bros, New York Times, Harry Potter, raising little kids as NHL stars, and of course "Wall Ball".

Or as we cool kids called it in Long Island "Suicide". (Asses Up Suicide specifically)

Easter Egg for Chirp Fans: Listen for Peter sheepishly asking me to open his beer for him in the opening section. He sighs and wishes "they can just make them twist offs". READ MORE AFTER THE BREAK!

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I meant to add this when we actually posted Episode 46 a few weeks ago, but I couldn't get it to work due to human error no doubt. What's the deal with this advertisement??!?

Episode 46

Babies
"If the theme of Beastly is that you have to love what's on the inside, why does the girl still have to be hot?"
A lil'ol something we like to call SUMMER MOVIES KISS AND SMASH. Sure there are some other podcasts on the internet that you can get some info on the summer's best and worst films, but are you really going to trust their opinions? We remain the only podcast out there that refuses to talk down to our audience. As a matter of fact, we try to make our audience feel like they are the smartest thing connected to our podcast. It's something that keeps them coming back for more. See what these simpletons are up to this week! READ ON!

Just so you guys are aware...

In our upcoming podcast we discuss summer movies (KISS & SMASH!) but we also get into the new fall TV lineup. NBC is reaching, and reaching hard. It's almost sad to watch this once proud and storied network fall to the depths of complacency. I mean, the only thing on that network that is working is The Office which of course is adapted from another show by the same name. It is followed by another show in the exact same format, in the same setting, except that it's a government office. And now, NBC decides to really shake things up: a new show, in an office, IN INDIA!!! Oh, it's also adapted from this (after the break):

Episode 45

Omnipotentchip
"Oh look at meeeeeeeee I'm a lovely dying poeeeetttttt!! I'm dyinnggggg!!!"
New episode: OmnipotentCHIP: Fight the Future.

Before we get into this podcast, I have to admit something: There was a whole part where we were mocking "Tears from Heaven" or whatever and Katie didn't put it in because we were being too brutal. We're really going after dudes in this podcast. LET'S DO IT.

There's something for everyone in this podcast, as long as you can follow along to what the hell we're talking about. We talk about wrestlers for the 90's. We talk about urban legends, The Wire vs The Lost, movies that make girls swoon, and of course... the chip that the government is going to implant in your head which sends your brain your happiest memory non-stop till you die so they can siphon off the rest of your savings. Same old shit different day at the chirp. READ ON!

Episode 44

Man Versus Man Versus Wild
I call this one 'The Rascal!'
Finally, we've returned. And not a moment too soon. Looks like awful human beings behind the media machine thought we were dead and buried! They thought they were going unchecked! They thought they could release bullshit like MANHUNTER and MAN vs WILD SEASON 18 without us CALLING THEM OUT. They. Were. WRONG. Read on!
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