OmnipotentChirp

Hey the whole gang is back Tim M, Caitlin N, Katie M, and the return of Peter Galassi. We brewed a really intense cup of coffee and I held off drinking till after the show for once. I think it really helped. This week we talk about bad television shows, the fact that DVRs are no longer a wish (it's a must have), and of course... things that we regret from our pasts. That's a major theme in this podcast, btw.

Let's just get this right out in the open, we're sorry. It's been awhile, and when we do come back we seem to fade again. We (the collective omnipotentchirp we) have been very busy recently. But we're back this week with a slimed down cast of Katie, Caitlin, and Tim and getting back to OCHIRP basics. Talking about being drunk on St Patrick's Day and the south. Remember to click read more for all the show notes!!

This week on the OmnipotentChirpCast, we've got muggings and we've got masturbaters. How do you guard yourself against muggings? If you're like us, you'll use your laptop as a weapon before letting some jerk get away with it. Yeah, I know it's not the best idea. We also read a listener's email. This could be you, by the way! Send an email to omnipotentchirp@gmail.com!

If you've been watching The Real World: Brooklyn, you know one thing for sure: Pranks are hilarious! Remember when Ryan reverse-laced everyone's shoes, including his own, and they were all, "What? How do I put shoe on like this?" And then came the shaving cream fiasco and Ryan was like, "Not funny anymore guys!" because he may or may not have PTSD. Well here at Omnipotent Chirp we skip all that amateur nonsense and go straight to run-ins with mall cops and emerge victorious over their smug faces and urban sombreros.

After a couple weeks of intensity we've decided to sit back, get in a dress and just chill it out. A few good friends, a few cheap drinks, and a bit of chat to pass a Tuesday.