OmnipotentChirp

I received this voicemail on my phone yesterday night. I have a Las Vegas number and I have learned from experience that I should always let numbers that I don't recognize but have a Las Vegas area code go to the voicemail. This one is... extremely confusing. Even if I were the intended recipient, I don't think I would know what the hell to do with it...

Here is the original.

And here is a haunting voice poem for your enjoyment thanks to the boys over in Godspeed! (!!)

I really like to think about the usage of the words in the last phrase. "...as wire brushes" the object, versus "...as wire brushes" the action of the wire brushing. The latter is totally creepy. WHY WOULD YOU END A VOICEMAIL LIKE THIS???