OmnipotentChirp

Hi Chirp Babies, we're on a bit of a hiatus at the moemtn since we are all pretty effin' busy this month and just haven't been able to get a new recording scheduled. Katie is going to dig into the previous recording and see if she can pull out some undiscovered gems, but editing is a long and boring process and really, how many times would you want to listen to us squak on? Actualy, I hope you do like to listen to us squak on since otherwise why are you here on the blog? Anyway, it's FOOD TIME!

This Christmas I got this book (I asked for an XBOX):

Anyway, it was a pretty good gift becasue look at that cover. It promises me the absolute BEST of cooking, as mankind understood it, circa 1976. A lot of the dishes are what you expect, bland recreations of international (read: french and germanic) favorites interpreted for a generation pre-occupied with everything except food. Just like Grandma made it! TOTALLY TASTELESS. They also put out a craigslist newspaper ad for a photographer specializing in making food look absolutely unappetizing. Either way, now I am going to COOK UP A STORM.

My girlfriend really fucking hates mushrooms. Her birthday is only a couple months away, which gives me plenty of time to master the MUSHROOM LOAF

You know, on The Jersey Shore they have a room in the house where the roommates can take their one-night stands and "star"fuckers, and they call it the Smushroom. That is basically Mushroom with an extra S. Mushroom is just kind of a weird word.

DING A LING, SUPPER IS SERVED!!!! LETTUCE AND HAM SUPPER, THAT IS

Awwwwww mom! Deep Chicken Ham Pie again!?!??!?!

Congrats 1970's, you created the worst pizza ever.

I'll post some more this week! Bon appetit!