Episode 59

Clear Eyes, Full Height, Diet Coke
Hold your fire! Hold your fire! We've got something here...

We're back! And it hasn't been six months. So consider yourselves spoiled, listeners. I'm just kidding. You're our lemmy lems, and we love you. The Big Three are out in full force this episode - Caitlin's talking about her craaazzzyyyy fuckkkeedd upppp life, Tim's taking down the east cost rednecks in paintball, and Katie is just on fire with the zingers. This is why we encourage her to drink during the recordings.

Note: Peter's mic sounds like shit, he fucked up the recording and it was totally over-modulated. Sorry about that. It won't happen again or he's out.

Episode 58

The Windshield Perspective
Bikes are dangerous when bullies are around!

Caitlin was sick this episode so it's just the three-cast. Three-peat. But mostly it is just a lot of Peter and his nonsense. Ramblin' and rantin' about bikes. Peter is the bully. Poor Katie. Address your emails to omnipotentchirp@gmail.com We cover a couple of other things, like our friend Osama as well as this new game called Kronum that looks incredibly stupid. In non-this-chirp news, Katie is in her new place and getting things set up. Proper internet coming, therefore proper chirps. More chirps. Better chirps. Faster chirps. Biking chirps (except for Peter who will be walking or zoom zoom zoomin' in his car).

Episode 57

Some Sort of Innard
We hope you're having a good time, whatever you're pickin', whatever you're sellin'.

Sorry for no long post for this episode, we are all super busy and that's why we haven't been getting episodes out! But this one is here, and more are coming, and there'll surely be much more this year once things calm down just a bit.

Episode 56

Indie, emo, 90's, trendy, cool, very cool. Vampire Weekend. Vagina weekend!

It's a new year and we are fucking BACK BABY. It's time for a new chirp. I even tried to do some updating of the website, which was fucking painful. Drupal. Jeez. I mean, It's not like it is that bad, but it is really frustrating mostly because I totally effed the install and setup the first time around. If I had done that properly, then actually things would be great and super smooth, and super cool. But instead they super suck.

Episode 55

I'm just saying that setting the kitchen on fire is SOOOO Uncle Mike...

Hey everyone, hope you brought your cowboy boots to this here Episode 55 of the Omnipotent Chirp Podcast, cause we've got Brad Bollner in the studio, straight from Texas's Number 1 podcast, Five Tacos and a Taco.  Maybe you've heard of it, because it's pretty popular outside of Texas too--I think Top 5 in most states and a few countries, but I'm not sure because Steve Jobs keeps the numbers on all that and you know how much he loves secrets!

Episode 54

Then Kilo is like 'mraow'...

Honestly I haven't even watched this one yet, but from what I'm told we talk about all sorts of things including what's going on RIGHT NOW in Michigan, Deb Kaufman, Bright Star and how much Katie loves romance and romantic Keats movies, plane travel, eating sea urchin, and California. Katie also notes there is something called "Curious George Horrors" I have no recollection of that even being discussed. So let's just assume it is NSFW, although it very well may not be. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Special chirp video coming at the end of the week!

Episode 53

Shiloh is definitely a baby lesbian.

Quick heads-up before the heads-up: this is our first all-skype podcast, which we had to do out of necessity this week. We know the sound isn't the best, and that's because the sync didn't really work. We will not let you down again - proper sound quality will resume with our next podcast. HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LONGEST CHIRP EVER. I know, that doesn't actually sound that promising, I'm sure. "My ride in the morning is twenty minutes, jeez!" "I walk to work!" "I listen on a hand-cranked radio, I can't crank for 48 minutes!" - well listen, I know, it's a little long. But here's the thing, Katie is off on a massive vacation so we are going to be out of commission until about mid-november most likely, so rather than splitting into two episodes Katie opted to just give you one big plump podcast. So settle down, pour yourself a nice beer (can I suggest the Great Divide Yeti Imperial Stout?), turn on the fire, take off your pants, and listen to the chirp.

Episode 52

Was that Nelly's Paw??

We follow-up on some important topics from the previous episode, including what's going on in NYC these days a crazy fellow who used to live underneath and above Tim and Caitlin at their old apartment. There's actually a lot of other stuff in the episode as well (SPOILER ALERT: ACTION PACKED CHIRP AHEAD) but I don't want to ruin it for you, our loyal, kind and loving listener. There is an update from loyal listener Jon Smith after the jump...

Episode 51

Stop using last night against me!

Jenks, the South, Frog follow-up emails, and closing out the season of Masterchef. Also, Tim talks to us about who really watches MTV and the nightmare he had at home with his XBox. Thumbs up if you like it! Thumbs up if you think it's cool! I am also conducting a poll as to what our keywords should be, so if you're reading this, send me some information at our email or tweet at us or use whatever your preferred communication method is. I am terrible at these KEYWORDS and need your help. We're happy to admit that our listeners are much quicker on the draw than we are, so please, let us know, because we need more clever listeners! Also, tell your friends!

Episode 50

It's a tadpole.

We get a special guest in via a program called Skype. We also talk about Caitlin's recent cruise, Masterchef, the Shatner show Aftermath, and review a couple fan emails. And unsurprisingly, frogs come up yet again. Thanks to you, the listener, we got some e-mails to talk about and we connect, deeply. About shit on the ground. Yeesh. Read on and see what we have in store for you in this, our BIG MOTHERFUCKING FIFTIETH EPISODE!!!!! YEAAAAHH!!!!